It's not that I'm unpatriotic or anything. I love America as much as any of my other fellow toaster brethren. But honestly, I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
I searched long and hard to find any fireworks that would explode in the shape of toast. It would have been different, you know... if I had hands, I mean. But my only means of shooting the fireworks would have been to eject them from my tray.
So when I failed to find any toast shaped fireworks, I looked for alternatives. Waffles, maybe? No. I even looked for hamburger shaped ones (yes, toastable burger patties exist.) but I didn't find any of those either. No fireworks seemed to exist that would mimic the shape of a toastable food.
I tried and tried and tried but I couldn't find anything that would produce the suitable design. The realization hit me that I just probably wasn't going to find any anywhere and that's when I gave up.
I accepted the fact that my duty as a toaster is to cook food, and I couldn't bring myself to put anything in my tray that wasn't food... or at least food shaped, as I strived to find within the fireworks.
I am doomed to forever handle toast. ... er, well, bread I guess... and nothing more.