|What website does Buzz Lightyear read on his lunch break? (1) | Posted on Nov. 20, 2013, 3:17 p.m.|
|Zeus had sex with the Queen of Sparta when he was disguised as a swan (14) | Posted on Nov. 19, 2013, 3:24 p.m.|
|Stop looking at me, swan!|
|You lose 500.00, but Banjo-Kazooie exists again (1) | Posted on Nov. 14, 2013, 2:28 p.m.|
|You lose 500.00, but Rare publishes a platformer Banjo-Kazooie game. Further future of the franchise depends upon the game's success. If you do not have 500.00 you will go into debt, which you will have to pay off in monthly payments with student loan-level interest (read: not great) staring next month. |
Do you take this deal?
|Applying for my first job, nervous as Hell. What were CE's first jobs? (60) | Posted on Nov. 13, 2013, 11:24 a.m.|
|First job was during a college summer, working at a factory. Mad respect for the people who do that stuff as a living--if I had to work there a year, much less 10-20 years, I would have sank into utter depression.|
|A Real Human Being (8) | Posted on Nov. 12, 2013, 7:53 p.m.|
|do you like stuff?|
|It was the best of times, it was the...BLURST of times?!? (1) | Posted on Nov. 12, 2013, 3:56 p.m.|
|First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.|
|"Mono", meaning "one", and "rail', meaning "rail" (18) | Posted on Nov. 11, 2013, 1:07 p.m.|
|Except for that popsicle stick skyscraper...|
|"Mono", meaning "one", and "rail', meaning "rail" (16) | Posted on Nov. 11, 2013, 1:06 p.m.|
|Batman's a scientist.|
|"Mono", meaning "one", and "rail', meaning "rail" (12) | Posted on Nov. 11, 2013, 1:04 p.m.|
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|2 hours to go on my first day of work. (2) | Posted on Nov. 11, 2013, 1:02 p.m.|
|where work do what|
|"Mono", meaning "one", and "rail', meaning "rail" (6) | Posted on Nov. 11, 2013, 1:01 p.m.|
|Not on your life, my Hindu friend|
|"Mono", meaning "one", and "rail', meaning "rail" (1) | Posted on Nov. 11, 2013, 12:53 p.m.|
|The ring came off my pudding can|
|mario party 2 or mario party 3? (1) | Posted on Nov. 11, 2013, 12:31 p.m.|
|an important battle|
|what the **** is wrong with diggersby? also recommend 3ds games (6) | Posted on Nov. 11, 2013, 11:56 a.m.|
|still waiting for an explanation on diggersby|
|what the **** is wrong with diggersby? also recommend 3ds games (3) | Posted on Nov. 10, 2013, 10:50 p.m.|
|mario 3d land, kingdom hearts, mario kart, donkey kong party bus, mmario and luigi part 4: the dream master, pokemon diggersby edition|
|what the **** is wrong with diggersby? also recommend 3ds games (1) | Posted on Nov. 10, 2013, 10:48 p.m.|
|please answer one or both suggestions|
|so, what's the Vita been up to (1) | Posted on Nov. 6, 2013, 5:22 p.m.|
|Anyone ever take the amtrack? (24) | Posted on Nov. 6, 2013, 4:30 p.m.|
|I take Amtrak a few times a year between Tyrone PA and Stamford CT (stopovers used to be in Philly but recently it's usually Penn Station). I've never flown but I love traveling by train. It does take a while (my trips are usually about 5 hours, stopover for at least 2 hours, 2+ more hours), but it's super chill, fairly comfy and spacious even in coach (provided you don't get stuck sitting with a stranger, but honestly that rarely happens to me and never for too long). I always bring my laptop/book/iPod and when I get bored of all that, I just take a nap. Always have had a great experience.|
Wi-fi sucks though.
|Did time just roll back one hour? (5) | Posted on Nov. 3, 2013, 12:10 a.m.|
|this is the first time I've EVER been surprised by daylight savings. I was about to go to bed so I could get up in the morning for work and suddenly it's 1:00 AM again.|
|When a store clerk says "Have a good weekend," do you say it back? (9) | Posted on Oct. 26, 2013, 12:29 p.m.|
|Probably one of the worst parts of working retail.|
Customer: "Have a good holiday."
And then I worked all day on the 4th of July
|Wtf is this "wow doge" meme? (43) | Posted on Oct. 23, 2013, 11:50 a.m.|
|Can we mix this with shrek somehow?|
|ITT: the best line from Drake and Josh (27) | Posted on Oct. 17, 2013, 4:08 p.m.|
Puglia77 posted...Hug me, brotha!
*rolls down the stairs*
|why did shrek become a meme, but not milhouse? (1) | Posted on Oct. 14, 2013, 5:46 p.m.|
|milhouse is cool|
|ITT post how screwed over you are by Obamacare! (14) | Posted on Oct. 4, 2013, 1:19 p.m.|
|I skipped my class today and hear my girl roommates talking about me outside... (2) | Posted on Oct. 1, 2013, 12:20 p.m.|
|Watching Wife Swap, "Johnson/Blackburn". (2) | Posted on Sept. 30, 2013, 5:39 p.m.|
|that's every episode of wife swap|
"what? you're gonna make me change my way of living for a week on the show i signed up for about changing your way of living for a week? this is ridiculous!"
|Which series had the worst finale out of these 4? (11) | Posted on Sept. 30, 2013, 5:17 p.m.|
|The Wire Season 4 is the best of the series.|
|I really hope Harmonix has a contingency plan for bringing DLC to the next gen. (2) | Posted on Sept. 28, 2013, 2:53 p.m.|
|Rock Band is dead|
|One storyline Breaking Bad never resolved (spoilers) (4) | Posted on Sept. 28, 2013, 1:55 p.m.|
|Mike was gaining Jesse's trust and making him feel useful (setting Jesse up to "save" Mike from that one guy) so he would turn on Walt.|
|Saw Conker's Bad Fur Day for the first time in probably over a decade. (7) | Posted on Sept. 27, 2013, 5:15 p.m.|
|I can't believe they took the multiplayer out of the Xbox version.|
|c/d your bedroom looks something like this (pics) (18) | Posted on Sept. 26, 2013, 2:51 p.m.|
|D, like this:|
|I can never f***ing decide on what to do for dinner. (4) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 6:03 p.m.|
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|is aladdins house canon? (35) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 5:50 p.m.|
|This is pretty funny.|
|I have an 11pm-5am shift at Giant Eagle tonight. AMA? (6) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 5:39 p.m.|
|I've never been to any of those. Rural PA is the pits.|
|"worst graphics on the GBA" award goes to: mother 3 (16) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 5:38 p.m.|
|I have an 11pm-5am shift at Giant Eagle tonight. AMA? (4) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 5:36 p.m.|
wtf is Giant Eagle?
Sorry. It's a big grocery store chain in the Pennsylvania/Ohio/Maryland/West Virginia area.
|CYOA: You are an intelligent teddy bear who finds no levity in his situation (14) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 5:34 p.m.|
You feel a rumbly in your tumbly, and all of your escape plans come to a halt. What is this unshakable feeling gnawing in the pit of your fuzzy stomach? Could this be HUNGER? Is this the price you must pay for movement and thought? No wonder humans go to war so often. This is no way to live. You're beginning to understand genocide, and you better eat before you start to sympathize with the idea.
You roll off of the bed and shake your fuzzy tail toward the hallway. No humans in sight. You shimmy up the banister support and slide down the banister, landing in the hallway below. WOW. That was fun. Not as fun as throwing someone down the steps, though, probably, oh my God, stop thinking that, you can't become a stereotype.
A few shimmy-runs later, you end up in the kitchen. You're halfway across the kitchen table when you hear footsteps approaching. ****, it's the fuzz! That's what you call Timmy's mom. The Fuzz. She's got a mustache problem. It isn't looking good.
You're gonna be spotted, bear!
A. Play dead on the table
B. Hide beneath the table
C. Don't stop until you savor sweet honey
D. Fling a salt shaker at The Fuzz
|I have an 11pm-5am shift at Giant Eagle tonight. AMA? (1) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 5:29 p.m.|
|I really hope Breaking Bad's last episode redeems this season *SPOILERS* (11) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 5:26 p.m.|
|5A was somewhat disappointing, but I've loved 5B.|
|Who are you currently rooting for in Breaking Bad? (spoilers) (17) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 12:55 p.m.|
|Only really watching to see what happens to Jesse.|
|I guess my first crush from first grade died today. (9) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 12:02 p.m.|
|None of my classmates are dead yet and I just graduated college. One became a murderer though.|
|One christmas as a kid, I really wanted Dragonball Z action figures (1) | Posted on Sept. 25, 2013, 10:16 a.m.|
|i got this|
parents just don't understand
|What makes GTA 5 so much better than GTA 4? (15) | Posted on Sept. 24, 2013, 9:02 p.m.|
|Also I haven't played V but IV's story was ******* terrible. I can't remember half the characters anymore, there they were so dull.|
|What makes GTA 5 so much better than GTA 4? (8) | Posted on Sept. 24, 2013, 8:42 p.m.|
|GTA IV is a really interesting thing. Everything Rockstar did it with it seemed really cool when it was releasing, and I think fans were pretty into the changes...but then it slowly turned out that everyone realized, oh, we don't really want any of this.|
|GTA IV's ad campaign was great (1) | Posted on Sept. 24, 2013, 8:30 p.m.|
|I came a long way to see ya, now I wish you were dead|
|Cemen with more feminine voices, are you self conscious about it? (3) | Posted on Sept. 24, 2013, 7:58 p.m.|
|The only time it ever bugged me was when I worked as a desk assistant (lol secretary) and people on the phone would often end the call with "have a good day, ma'am".|
|CYOA: You are an intelligent teddy bear who finds no levity in his situation (6) | Posted on Sept. 24, 2013, 7:40 p.m.|
Sometimes a wish can be so powerful, so from-the-heart that it makes miracles happen.This isn't that, but anyway, you feel a tingle and a tangle up and down your furry legs. You can walk all of a sudden, why not? Now you've got the brains and the body, all you need is motivation, she comes round and she goes down on me
Well, here's the thing: you love Timmy, he's been good to you, whatever. But he's a lost cause. I mean, come on, sixteen and he's never had an alleyway kiss? That's not the way you were brought up (because you are a teddy bear). Besides, this is your old life. You've got legs now. Start walkin'.
While Timmy reads the TvTropes page for The Secret World of Alex Mack, you tumble off of your shelf and onto the bed. You've got to get out of this place and start a new life for yourself, the best kind of life a toy bear can find. You've just got to find the perfect escape route.
A. Out through the nearby open window
B. Hiding in Timmy's school backpack
C. Into the hallway, downstairs, and out the front door
|CYOA: You are an intelligent teddy bear who finds no levity in his situation (1) | Posted on Sept. 24, 2013, 4:01 p.m.|
|It's been years since anyone cuddled your cuddley-wuzzley-chubby-tummy self. You've sat perched on an unpainted, unhappy shelf, along with other unwanted belongings of the child who once loved you. You're the only teddy bear on earth cursed with human intelligence. |
Timmy, once a child who snuggled you tight every night and gave your life meaning, now sits at his computer, a hunched-over, cynical, sad-twisted (swisted) Redditor. Does he even know you're alive? Well, no, because you're a teddy bear, and you probably aren't. But does he even care about these such quandaries which pollute your stuff-and-fluff mind?
You can't live this life anymore.
Unless you can.
A. Come to life and help Timmy become a better person
B. Come to life and escape the house
C. Keep being a teddy bear and find no levity in your situation
|Dental plan! (1) | Posted on Sept. 23, 2013, 5:35 p.m.|
|Lisa needs braces|
|I'm getting sick of college (55) | Posted on Sept. 23, 2013, 4:48 p.m.|
|Wait until you graduate and have to work a menial job with the same people in higher-up positions than you. Hope you're getting a worthwhile degree. *pouts*|