|That moment when you itch something and when you look at it it's a wound. (3) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 5:33 p.m.|
|When I was younger family went on vacation. Spent an evening swimming in the hotel pool with some other kids. I remember scraping my foot on some rough concrete or something. I dunno. Stuff happens and I was having a good time. A short while later mom called us in and I'm sitting on the hotel bed watching some TV while my two smallest toes on that foot were itchy. I scratched and it made it feel worse so I stopped, I was absorbed by the TV show...|
My brother wigs out and I look down and I'm sitting on a puddle of blood with two mangled toes and blood just like oozing out.
...THEN it starts hurting like all sinful hell. That's not fair! For almost an hour I was bleeding badly and just felt itchy. It only hurt after I saw it? I've been bitter about that ever since.
...the next morning was pretty cool, my bloody footprint was all over the pool area and the sidewalk to our room.
|I want a sticky topic. (12) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 5:22 p.m.|
|Maybe if you supplied the sexy pics...|
|Moved into a new house. pretty unique. (3) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 4:58 p.m.|
|Somebody really needed their beer and had no clue how to get to it.|
|Claimed pastor leaves waiter note: I give God 10%. Why do you get 18? (3) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 4:44 p.m.|
|I thought a Pastor gave God 100%|
so much for setting an example for the common man.
That Pastor should be ashamed.
|I have done everything there is to be done on GameFAQs. (5) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 4:43 p.m.|
|Have you posted a FAQ and gotten a cheat code approved/posted?|
have you won a FAQ bounty?
have you made a top ten list that got put on the main page?
|Pizza and milk. (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 4:14 p.m.|
|I saw that commercial as a kid and scoffed at it probably a little harder than I do now.|
...whatever floats your boat. I'd put beer, Dr Pepper, water, and water with peach mango energy drink mix over milk.
|Why is ballet for men seen to be 'gay' (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 4:13 p.m.|
|Ballet for men is called Martial Arts.|
|Romeo's Pizza! (4) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 4:12 p.m.|
|What they forgot the drink!|
srsly this delivery dude is kind of goofy. He handed me the bag and the pizza last time he was the deliveryguy...
oh well I don't need the drink right now anyway.
|stuff (3) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 4:11 p.m.|
|nice way to tell a girl she is ugly... (8) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 4:09 p.m.|
|I'd rather say a hot chick doesn't look that good. Especially when she's fishing for compliments poorly. Be all "you look alright in this light" (when there's hardly any light)|
why would you tell an ugly girl she's ugly? Someone else probably thinks she looks fine. Quit talking to girls you think are ugly and everything will be smooth.
|CE, scope me at my new job. (4) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 4:03 p.m.|
|My best bud and I borrowed my brother's car to do a run and on the way back the rain was hell and the wiper motor broke. We each donated our shoelaces to tie around the wipers and alternated pulling to keep the wipers going.|
|Marijuana explosion critically injures 2 people. (26) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:59 p.m.|
|LOL, every State has dirtweed. Lucky you for not having to put up with it.|
|Thor plot hole (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:57 p.m.|
|Because AMERICA! |
|Marijuana explosion critically injures 2 people. (20) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:56 p.m.|
|Growing good weed is a lot harder than people who have never grown it think it is.|
I grew up in Ohio country. I don't have to trust anything. Besides all the dirtweed that flows through this state can be outperformed by the laziest punk dropping seeds. You want five star anything you have to work harder for it, nobody ever said otherwise.
|Romeo's Pizza! (3) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:55 p.m.|
|They got locations all over the place! This one used to deliver to north campus but suddenly corporate HQ wanted a different location doing that. Then my street got ****ed over again and neither one was supposedly delivering to it! LOL, then the drivers pitched a fit because I tip that awesome.|
The pizza is OP without a coupon and with Smokin' Joe's it's a hard sell but for OMG the delicious everything. They really do make a god tier pizza, I wish it was just a couple dollars less...
|Marijuana explosion critically injures 2 people. (12) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:52 p.m.|
|Why is it illegal again?|
So the working impoverished slaving away for ridiculously low minimum wage don't have to suffer poverty. Anyone can grow weed and by being illegal that drives up the profit margin.
|Black Vivian or Light-Skinned Vivian? (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:50 p.m.|
|Where are the comparison pix?|
|Romeo's Pizza! (1) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:50 p.m.|
|The Clintonville location has a buy one get one free on Mediums but that's on carryout only so **** that. I ordered a large pepperoni feast for delivery!|
|What lady gaga been up to? where are her new catchy songs? WTF WTF (5) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:48 p.m.|
|THIS YEAR! @_@ |
|Will the PS4 be able to support real time weapons change? (12) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:42 p.m.|
|3D cities in Jrpgs!?|
or are those just hard to do?
|Rihanna back with Chris Brown: "I'd rather live my truth and take the backlash" (7) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:36 p.m.|
|She got whupped on and released a single called S&M|
They're made for each other.
|Haha, my neighbor just got owned by the cops. (5) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 3:32 p.m.|
|I live near a college campus and there are rude dbags like this all over. A couple years ago some dbag with a drum set would wail on it from 2am to 4am every ****ing night for the few weeks leading up to winter break. Cops were called twice, they beat on the door and yelled but there was nobody answering the door so I guess they couldn't just kick in the door.|
First day of break, I was up at 5am and decided I would walk my dog then kick in the door and destroy the drum set. When I walked out with my dog, there was a destroyed drum set scattered on their lawn! WOOT! Someone else broke the law with the same intent! Plus an empty keg I claimed for my own... it was over the property line...
|Wth is so wrong about prostitution? (25) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 2:30 p.m.|
|It's too hard to collect taxes on a lot of prostitutes!|
see? they should be paying taxes to fix all those streets they are tearing up!
|Your karma can now be exchanged for $1 a point. What do you splurge it on? (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 1:59 p.m.|
|A kilo of a fun recreational drug, a large pizza for myself, a large pizza for someone on CE, and oh how about a hooker?|
there will probably be some left over money. I will offer it to hobos based on fighting skills.
|A map of football fans in America. (37) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 1:40 p.m.|
|the people who watch/enjoy pro NFL =/= the people who use facebook.|
|knock knock (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 1:38 p.m.|
|Hottest woman in Game of Thrones IYO? (9) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 1:38 p.m.|
ehh, they both look even better in the show instead of these pix.
|ce always needs someone to insult and hate on (3) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 1:27 p.m.|
Topic doesn't make sense.
|Man to waiter: "I give God 10%. Why do you get 18?" (46) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 1:21 p.m.|
|I thought a pastor was supposed to give God 100%.|
So much for that. It's the common folk that give the 10% tithe.
Great example-setting leader, amirite?
|Chris Christie rejected an increase in minimum wage. (37) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 1:16 p.m.|
|Minimum Wage! Keeping workers impoverished until we can imprison or kill them! Am I right!? Hopefully when we can replace them with robots, they'll just lay down and die and not make too big a deal out of it.|
|Hottest woman in Game of Thrones IYO? (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 1:13 p.m.|
|Talisa no contest.|
there is one contest but I can't get over the spoiler
|Most embarrassing day you had in high school? (53) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 11:37 a.m.|
|one of the Senior finals days I had English and then six study periods and then Physics and that was it. I was already going to pass both classes even if I tanked the finals (not that I wanted to tank them) and my best bud at the time brought in six hits of |
I wanted to wait to the end of the day but he said hell no.
That whole day was hilarious and embarrassing.
|I need help in Persona 3 FES. Can someone help me out? (3) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 10:11 a.m.|
|game board topic!|
only help I can offer is trash P3 and get the more enjoyable P4.
|WELL GOLLY!!! "Gomer Pyle" actor Jim Nabors comes out (5) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 10:10 a.m.|
|I'm very happy that I've had a partner of 38 years and I feel very blessed. And, what can I tell you, I'm just very happy."|
Good for him!
|If you record your sexual encounters could that save you from rape charges? (12) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 10:08 a.m.|
|An ex of one of my friends tried to claim rape against some other dude and he got off because convenience store footage showed her with that guy picking out condoms.|
|dicks (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 10:07 a.m.|
...quit going through the dumpster!
|Person who makes me happy gets anything worth up to 40 dollars. (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 10:05 a.m.|
|Woman dies after committing in suicide in police lobby. (3) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 10 a.m.|
|To make a mess where nobody you care about will have to clean it up. I can get down with that.|
|I'm just ignoring the **** out of her. (4) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:59 a.m.|
|I thought my Stalker finally got the message and would stop. I got up late today around noon, took care of some work mail and then my phone is ringing and it's her.|
Yuck. She left a message, I don't wanna listen to it.
Gonna try ignoring through the rest of the week and hope that works.
|Horrible, horrible rapist. And his...t-shirt? (13) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:58 a.m.|
|So did they mention the shirt in the hopes of whipping up a frenzy over how Dungeons and Dragons/role playing causes rape?|
or just to make fun of a guy with crap fashion sense?
|Looks like the government is about to start monitoring us even more (2) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:54 a.m.|
|There are already cameras all over the highways and intersections around here. No big deal, only a few of them deal in shifty crap, the rest are all good for society. (the ones that are shifty are god awful, like red light cameras, those gotta be regulated better. Decreasing the time for a yellow light at an already dangerous intersection just to get a bigger cash grab out of a red light camera is GOD DAMN shady and causes more accidents!)|
|People who take like a half hour to use the washroom (11) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:51 a.m.|
|Mister_Spyker | Posted 1/30/2013 12:50:06 PM | message detail | quote|
I know people who take like 1 full hour to take a dump. Seriously, it's ridiculous.
Slow movements are part of life. Especially if all you do is eat certain kinds of food and don't have good hydration.
|C/D: You can dance (12) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:49 a.m.|
|i'd be too embarrassed|
LOL why? everyone there will be as sloppy as you are now. Dance let's you know your body in a good way. You could always do martial arts but then what? With dance you get to dance and that's hot/attractive. When you do martial arts something gets hurt and that's shady.
|Man, I literally have no food in my house >_> (15) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:46 a.m.|
|I SCRAPPY DAPPY DOO|
this really made the post.
|People who take like a half hour to use the washroom (7) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:44 a.m.|
|I like to be thorough.|
|C/D: You can dance (4) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:42 a.m.|
take a class. Even people who aren't comfortable in their bodies can learn.
|i can't believe it, but i actually miss being in love (5) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:34 a.m.|
|Who wouldn't want to be in love? Being stupid and happy is really fun, that's why so many people end up using drugs.|
|Getting my stray cat spayed today >_> (4) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:33 a.m.|
|If the cat is a stray then it's not really yours.|
|This scratch on my leg is freaking me out... (12) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:33 a.m.|
|You'll be fine. Unless the wounds start turning extra gross or the area turns black it's hardly going to be serious business. If there were infection you'd have pus and funk.|
|Lindsay Lohan is gonna be in trouble tomorrow, she's not showing up for court (10) | Posted on Jan. 30, 2013, 9:31 a.m.|
|If she has a warrant in Cali but she's in New York guess how that works out?|