|Okay, so one of my friends is into conspiracies... (4) | Posted on July 9, 2012, 2:41 p.m.|
Paul A Drockton M.A.
One of a Handful in the world to score perfect scores on various, professionally administered, IQ Tests.
The guy has perfect intelligence.
|The Illuminati just paid the White Dragons 800 Trillion to just "go away" (12) | Posted on July 8, 2012, 11:43 a.m.|
illuminati have secret vaults in their islands where they hide their money. ....its for the best i not tell you where it is....
Except their hidden "secret money in secret vaults on secret islands" is basically useless since they can't use it without causing global hyperinflation.
|The Illuminati just paid the White Dragons 800 Trillion to just "go away" (5) | Posted on July 8, 2012, 12:05 a.m.|
I just got reports that the Illuminati have paid the White Dragon Society 800 trillion to just "go away".
Very generous of them... especially since that's more money than the worldwide economy.
|Found this on my window (2) | Posted on July 6, 2012, 8:07 p.m.|
Go PC bored!
|A ghost attacked me last night. (3) | Posted on July 6, 2012, 11:28 a.m.|
|Thoughts? I don't know...|
Let's see what alien expert Giorgio A. Tsoukalos think about that:
|Anyone seen these abduction videos before? (5) | Posted on July 5, 2012, 12:54 p.m.|
|First one was kinda cool, in a "weird-stuff-happened-with-no-explanation" kind of way.|
The second one was actually featured on Fact or Faked and was found to be reproductible.
Also what's up with all the text before and after the video? You have an alien abduction video on your hand and you feel the need to add: black helicopter with MiB inside, an UFO hovering 15 feet over a field, ethereal wolves in the house, unexplained growlings, something knocking on doors and the possibility of a "portal" being opened in the area.
Wow, this lady is a weirdness magnet.
|Prophetic signs that have taking place this month (June 2012) (14) | Posted on July 4, 2012, 11 p.m.|
He gathered a bunch of completely unrelated events from all over the world and seems to be implying that there is some sort of "alarming" connection.
Thank you, 1 word, 2 letters (and 1 punctuation mark) is all what was needed.
But if Lexmark want the long version, here we go:
Out of 22 events,
17 are not strange and not alarming,
3 are a little strange but not alarming (Invading locusts, Foam in Melbourne, Yellow haze in Wuhan) and
2 are a little strange and a bit alarming at the local level (Attacking spiders in India, Bubonic plague in Mexico)
That's a 77% B.S. ratio.
Remind me again how this translate to
[...] Bible prophecy or Mother Nature going on a rampage [...]
|Prophetic signs that have taking place this month (June 2012) (11) | Posted on July 4, 2012, 9:50 p.m.|
l1ld3v1l posted...Oreno5267 posted...Whether Bible prophecy or Mother Nature going on a rampage, these events are strange and pretty alarming.
|The Higgs Boson- Earth and humans are close to extinction (3) | Posted on July 4, 2012, 9:48 p.m.|
Scientists that are probably men are still playing with their Higgs Boson toy screwing around with science such as subatomic particles and crap.
Don't worry, for a long time the Illuminati knew all about the dangers of SCIENCE!
That's why they invented the Internet: to distract scientists, that are probably men, and slow down the rate of scientific progress toward doomsday. Yup, pr0n saved the world.
|Timegraph future NWO system (16) | Posted on July 4, 2012, 8:30 p.m.|
How do you know these alien beans are just like any other bean? They are alien beans!
Exactly and all beans are beans!
Now I don't know if you're addressing me or brumx but I'll answer your question anyway because that's how we roll around here.
So, like, you have a bean, a normal bean, a very bean-like kind of bean (all beanie and stuff) that's why it's called a bean. Also, it come from earth, so you can call it an earth bean but don't for the same reason you don't call yourself an earth human (because that's just silly). So, earth bean = bean, mmmkay ?
You're still following me? No? Good, let's continue...
Then, you have another kind of bean, the kind of bean coming from outer space, let's call it an alien bean because alien come from outer space too. Being a bean, it's also very beanie. In other words, the alien bean has a high level of beaniness otherwise it wouldn't be called a bean. So, alien bean = bean, easy.
Now, hopefully, you see where this is going...
But just in case you don't, let me show you it:
earth bean = bean
alien bean = bean
earth bean = bean = alien bean
So all beans, earth beans or alien beans, are beans.
In conclusion, I win.
|Prophetic signs that have taking place this month (June 2012) (9) | Posted on July 4, 2012, 6:40 p.m.|
Oreno5267 posted...Whether Bible prophecy or Mother Nature going on a rampage, these events are strange and pretty alarming.
Actually, the conspiracy theorist in me had a small orgasm just by reading this list, that's why I kicked him out of myself. I feel better now, much, much, better now.
|Timegraph future NWO system (13) | Posted on July 4, 2012, 6:34 p.m.|
I honestly can't tell if your horrendous spelling is intentional, or if you're just that.... yes.
Alien beans, yes, alien as in alien and beans as in beans, I fail to see what's the problem here.... Of all the brumx predictions, the arrival of alien beans on Earth is one of the few that are somewhat believable.
I mean things like 2018- Everybody now has a HDTV doesn't make sense. Come on, give me a break HD is so yesterday, 3-D is the way of future!
No he is going to push them to the limit to see what their made of!
They're beans, Jim, alien beans but beans nonetheless and we all know what beans are made of, it's not rocket science... don't be silly, silly.
|Timegraph future NWO system (8) | Posted on July 3, 2012, 4 p.m.|
I can't wait to try these alien beans.
What do you mean by "try" ? Do you intend to eat them... or something else that start by S and end by X ???
|we now have confirmed proof of Ghosts (17) | Posted on July 3, 2012, 3:55 p.m.|
I've had strange encounters if that counts as proof. Like being asleep in my room and waking up to strange noises. Being a very aware person I immediately identified them as footfalls. Definitely human from the loudness of them (quick local detail :second story of a garage all doors closed all windows out of reach to everything but birds or squirrels and my room in dead center surrounded by boxes ). I went out to check, but as soon as i got up they stopped. Went to check who was out there. I actually went around behind my room but nothing. So idk that's what convinced me.
So, let's recap how you were convinced of the existence of ghost:
- You were asleep in your room.
- Strange noises suddenly wake you up.
- Noises immediately identified as footsteps (due to being a "highly aware person")
- Investigation of the source of noise unsuccessful.
- Note: Room is located in a very hard to reach place.
-> Conclusion: Noises were made by ghost.
I see no flaws in that thought process (especially not at step 3 and 4), therefore it is safe to consider this report as proof of the existence of ghost, thank you LightningsCloud.
|Timegraph future NWO system (3) | Posted on July 3, 2012, 9:38 a.m.|
2050-Alien beans finally make contact and land on earth to form the NWO
Are you saying the NWO doesn't already exist? What about all those conspiracy theories?
Also the aliens aren't lizards or greys but beans?
2050-2100- antichrist (satan) is here humans do not exist everything is Bio and science
Well, about damn time you get here Satan but no soul for you, humanity was wiped out by plant (seeds) just before your arrival (see above). Everything is now "bio and science"... whatever that means.
2100- We see battle of Satans small reign on earth taken down by god soon after earth is finished
Thank God you're here but you're a bit late, see humans don't exist anymore and Satan has been reigning over the "bio & science" aliens beans of the NWO for 50 years. For an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent and omnibenevolent being, you kinda suck at being God. Good game.
|Illuminati (2) | Posted on July 2, 2012, 2:28 p.m.|
|What if demons are actually (2) | Posted on July 2, 2012, 2:26 p.m.|
tl;dr: Dinosaurs never existed.
|Prophetic signs that have taking place this month (June 2012) (2) | Posted on June 30, 2012, 9:04 p.m.|
Whether Bible prophecy or Mother Nature going on a rampage, these events are strange and pretty alarming.
|Would you rather meet a ghost or an alien? (6) | Posted on June 29, 2012, 5:23 p.m.|
S/he has to, they don't last long now...
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|BREAKING: What I was told by my higher sources about 2012 Olympics, Omega Codes (11) | Posted on June 29, 2012, 5:09 p.m.|
Alright sorry for the delay but i am back. Something very......strange... happened last night... so i couldnt do the reveal.
I am positive 100% of you know nothing about the Omega Codes so i will explain.
After the athletes break all world records the world will watch in astonishment....you aint seen nothin yet.
Athletes breaking wold records?.. Unbelievable!
Anyways this will just be stage 1 for the Omega Codes and the illuminati will see how their plans work. I cant post much else about it at the moment but i was told to warn everyone about it so keep your eyes peeled.
Who told you to warn us? The Illuminati?
And warn us about what? Athletes breaking world records during the Olympics?
Actually, telling you to warn people about their "super sekrit plan" is a good idea to keep their plan secret... in a reverse psychology kind of way.
|Obama's Father (4) | Posted on June 29, 2012, 4:51 p.m.|
It's my favorite thing on gamefaqs when people post links while not explaining or discussing any of their content.
Then you must be quite happy at the moment. But for the others, this is the YouTube description:
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|Obama's Father (2) | Posted on June 29, 2012, 4:32 p.m.|
|What, Obama has a father?! I hope he remembered to send him a card 2 weeks ago...
|"UFO" in Baltic Sea cuts off all electronics when near it (2) | Posted on June 26, 2012, 4:01 p.m.|
|Holy $#!+, it's the Millennium Falcon!.. or a generation ship, either way Krycek was right!|
|Adorable paranormal news! Monkey adopts two siberian tigers. (3) | Posted on June 26, 2012, 9:58 a.m.|
What is so paranormal about this?
Huh, look at who/ what posted this topic.
Ghost of Brandon Lee posted...
A ghost posting on GameFaqs, that's pretty paranormal...
|Anyone remember that show about ghost on History years ago? (4) | Posted on June 22, 2012, 8:13 p.m.|
Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...They featured Leap Castle, and its elemental. I recall there being a reenactment of its sighting and they showed this creepy rotting face for the reenactment.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Spoiler: They came too close to The Truth(tm) and so The Powers That Be had to silence them... permanently?
|Anyone remember that show about ghost on History years ago? (2) | Posted on June 22, 2012, 6:27 p.m.|
They featured Leap Castle, and its elemental. I recall there being a reenactment of its sighting and they showed this creepy rotting face for the reenactment.
Wouldn't it be cool if you were the only person to have seen it?
Or better yet, if other people also remember seeing it and you all describe the same thing and stuff and then, someone like the TV producer or something came here by chance to say that the episode never aired because the video editor destroyed the original (and only copy) of the tapes before killing his whole family (goldfish included) and committing suicide under mysterious circumstances and everyone is like "..." and "OMG!" and "o_O"
And then everybody dies.
And then the ending credits start rolling.
And then you realize you were in a bad movie.
And then you wake up screaming, because it was just a dream.
And then the monster under your web comes out and kill you, again, but for real this time.
And then after reading all of this (which is quite an accomplishment, since you're dead) you realize it doesn't make any sense and what a waste of time it was.
So yeah, it would be awesome!
And no I don't recall the TV show.
|small ????? (3) | Posted on June 22, 2012, 5:03 p.m.|
|Paranormal phenomena, conspiracy theories and paranormal conspiracies are sirius business, siriusly.|
Fun Fact: If you Google the word "siriusly", what is the first link in the results?
Try it... if you think you can handle the truth. The truth needs to be handled. Can you handle the truth?
|Guys, I believe I was abucted by Aliens last night! (10) | Posted on June 22, 2012, 1:40 p.m.|
Zednark posted...Ask the reptilian overlords.
Yup, they evolved from the overlords, they are Overlord 2.0.
The galactic federation of Light! Wow! Guys Why should we TRUST them!?
Of course! If they were evil, their name would be something like Galactic Empire of Darkness. Dark is evil and evil is bad, Light is good and good is... dumb.
|why is it always the rectum aliens probe? (2) | Posted on June 22, 2012, 11:56 a.m.|
why is it always the ass aliens probe. like in movies and stuff its always there. who was the first person to say they were probed in the butt?
Only if the aliens come from Uranus.
|Giants filmed in Peru (11) | Posted on June 21, 2012, 2:45 p.m.|
No one owns newer phone models?
It helps editing and it looks more Real (with a capital R). Would you believe in something perfectly framed, stable and in focus at all time?
To play devils advocate for the people recording (not just this one, but all "paranormal" videos), if you saw something and were frightened or nervous, don't you think your hands would shake?
I once heard an UFO "expert" give this advice to witness "If you see an UFO, especially at night, please turn off auto-focus" and while technically correct, you have to remember that most people aren't exactly professional and you expect them to leave the safety of Full Auto Mode and go manual for the first time in their life... during the most important moment of their life? Yeah, right...
What's next? "Hello Mr. E.T., you seem a little grey, please stay still and hold this piece of paper close to you while I do my White Balance" ?
I don't think an unsteady camera is the most telling aspect about those videos...
I'm interested to hear that (and I'm saying it in a totally non-sarcastic way... for once)
|People call me crazy for believing this, So hear me out! (13) | Posted on June 21, 2012, 2:24 p.m.|
My god! You see the Truth! We have to Stop the reptillians! Look at this Video, President Bush is a Serpent! And Serpents eat Sheep!? Oh MY GOSH!
Yup, I was blind but now I see and oh boy do I see stuff now!
If serpents eat sheep, do serpent people (aka reptilians) eat sheeple (aka sheep people) ?
One more reason to open your eyes and see The Truth(tm)!
Speaking of eyes...
That's some scary stuff right there, isn't it ? If a picture is worth a thousand words then this video is worth a bazillion!
|People call me crazy for believing this, So hear me out! (11) | Posted on June 21, 2012, 10:23 a.m.|
So, What do you all think? I'm never been a conspiracy theorist or anything.
Dude, that's not crazy at all, this all make a lot of sense... especially by this board standard.
Also, see any similarities here:
rep ublic ans
rep tili ans
Come on, that's so obvious it's not even funny.
|Giants filmed in Peru (7) | Posted on June 19, 2012, 7:08 p.m.|
Are there ANY of these "caught on camera" videos where the people are able to hold the camera still?
True but to be fair, in this specific case, with the kind of high zoom ratio used in the video it's pretty much impossible to get a stable image while the camera is being handheld.
That's not really a problem for me... the jumpcut @ 0:40 on the other hand...
|Krycek post generator (39) | Posted on June 19, 2012, 1:44 p.m.|
Probably this one: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/214-paranormal-conspiracy/63038504?page=3
Back on topic.
|hey guys (p/c open letter) (7) | Posted on June 18, 2012, 10:50 a.m.|
why do you guys always have to try so hard at sounding smart
Yoda: No. Try not. Be smart... or do not be smart. There is no try.
|NASA has never gone into space (13) | Posted on June 18, 2012, 10:39 a.m.|
Vanille shall one day return. Mark my lords.
Your lords has been marked. Shall we do the same with your overlords?
|I think of 87 ways to make better days (2) | Posted on June 17, 2012, 5:55 p.m.|
|Who is SSK31 ?
|YOUR Cereal is Poison, Don't Believe Me Watch! (2) | Posted on June 17, 2012, 5:47 p.m.|
|Stop eating then, problem solved.
|So, zombie? (2) | Posted on June 15, 2012, 11:31 p.m.|
|Scientology - why do you guys hate it that badly? (38) | Posted on June 15, 2012, 6:31 p.m.|
Typical SonofMetalGear topic. He blabs his mouth about something he has no clue on and then leaves the members of the board he trolls to be left to their own devices.
It kinda work.
|Krycek post generator (7) | Posted on June 15, 2012, 6:27 p.m.|
|I know this is advanced stuff but at some point you may need a way to transform the username of the person you're replying to into something clever and funny.|
I.e.: fingerpuppet -> fingerpoopit
See? That's funny AND clever.
|The Disgaea 3 box art... (3) | Posted on June 13, 2012, 4:09 p.m.|
|Holy macaroni!.. There is a lot of people on that cover!|
Other than that, what am I supposed to see? Tell me and even if it's not there I'll see it , I promise.
|Neutrinos can't go faster then the speed of light. (13) | Posted on June 8, 2012, 11:53 p.m.|
FezWhatley posted...Let's be fair. Krycek may have said a lot of questionable things and then lied about ever saying them, but you should give Comforter the benefit of the doubt. We have no proof that they're the same person.
Edit: OMG! At first I didn't see the face and now that I have seen the face I can not unsee the face!
|Neutrinos can't go faster then the speed of light. (12) | Posted on June 8, 2012, 11:47 p.m.|
|[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
|Neutrinos can't go faster then the speed of light. (4) | Posted on June 8, 2012, 9:20 p.m.|
|This is my prediction:|
"This (topic) will not end well."
Now let's see how long it takes for me to become a psychic.
|Paranormal video games (23) | Posted on June 8, 2012, 9:14 p.m.|
Yeah, clearly a game can't matter or be good just because it's the spiritual successor of two other games!
That's not what I said but if you want to interpret it that way, be my guest.
For the record, Bioshock is a good game but no way near as innovative as its ancestor were in their time.
To me being a pioneer is more remarkable than being a follower so if you want to make Bioshock "the gold standard of gaming" you should at least acknowledge where it came from.
|dangerous radiation levels in indiana (2) | Posted on June 8, 2012, 6:15 p.m.|
|I don't know but this guy does:|
|ATTN: Non Ghost Believers (42) | Posted on June 8, 2012, 6:11 p.m.|
Did you know that hell has air conditioning?
Of course! And if there's an afterlife I hope I will go downstairs, it seems like every interesting person in history are there!
|why is it that the majority of the posts i see on this board.. (38) | Posted on June 8, 2012, 6:02 p.m.|
Maybe you haven't got the motivation or ability to help people, but people such as myself and fingerpuppet want to make a change in the world. Everyone deserves a chance to learn about skepticism and critical thinking.
Comforter <3 Fingerpuppet !!!1!
|Paranormal video games (21) | Posted on June 8, 2012, 5:54 p.m.|
Bioshock is the gold standard of gaming.
Except that without System Shock (1 & 2) there would be no Bioshock, at the time these games were revolutionary and their legacy is still felt throughout gaming today, 12-17 years later.